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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via yungwifey)

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita, via laughingnancy)

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justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via i-am-neverenough)

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via istalkfashion)

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gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

(via imbeyondaverage)

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4 days ago

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via fivegum)

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spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(via jemappellemariemay)

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